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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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Stenus juno is a species of predatory beetle in the family Staphylinidae. It is found in Europe and North America.
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Justin Simmons is an American professional football safety. He played college football for the Boston College Eagles and was selected by the Denver Broncos in the third round of the 2016 NFL draft. He has also played for the Atlanta Falcons.
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Svartsot is a Danish folk metal band formed in 2005 in Randers.
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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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